Gifts for a KING

Taylor Conquers BLOG with 10,000 HITS

taylor reaches milestone surpassing 10,000 views and making many fans REJOICE! Congratulations taylor for being a one in a million kind of guy. so have a cigar on B, put your feet up, relax and take the day off. we need to thank POCHACO for creating this blog with his incipient post back on November 14, 2008 and..... let's not forget about his AMAZING staff of RICHMAN (photographer), PROFESSOR (writer) and the gifted and talented HOwdy (magician). good luck taylor on many more FUN Filled SEASONS!

Taylor In The Creases

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In The Creases

by Amber Rubarth

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You’re the smell of the toast that you made in the mornings.

You’re the page in my book that I keep to myself.

You’re the unlocking sound when I turn my door key.

You’re the scar that I have from the time that I fell.

I can’t describe the faces.

I can’t recall the names.

But you remain..

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I keep you in the creases.

I hide you in the folds.

Protect you from the sunlight.

Shield you from the cold.

Everybody said they were glad to see you go.

But no one ever has to know.

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You’re the part of the moon that blends into the blackness.

Even though we know it’s really still there.

You’re the song that I sing and I don’t need to practice.

You’re the green shoes I keep though they're too small to wear.

I can’t describe the faces.

I can’t recall the names.

But you remain..

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I keep you in the creases.

I hide you in the folds.

Protect you from the sunlight.

Shield you from the cold.

Everybody said they were glad to see you go.

But no one ever has to

No one ever has to know the things that I refuse to see

And all the nights I still can’t sleep.

I curl up in the sheets

Between the creases where you used to be.

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Once love wakes it never sleeps…

Even when you love a dream….

Taylor Without Nips

Taylor on his show last Saturday was wondering how he would look like without nipples.

Wonder no more...

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A blue dream

A passing shadow, was it real, is it possible to exist so much beauty? Maybe our loneliness makes us wonder and dream and imagine and see what is not there…

Happy Birthday Richman

Happy Birthday to one of the finest person in the pad.

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Rainbow Connection

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Rainbow Connection

by Kermit the frog

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TAYLOR in MOONLIGHT

JByronArtist's ART for a KING!

Please visit JByronArtist's NEW website and check out his extraordinary art by clicking on his painting above~

Poll Result

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After 12 days and 80 votes, the verdict has been handed to T-Smooth. In the closest poll ever,... T-Smooth lost in the poll by 4 votes. Is this the end for T-Smooth? Stay tuned...

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Caption This

OK, what exactly is Taylor doing or saying when this picture was taken. Come up with a good caption and we will let Taylor decide on which one is the best.

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Phoinixblue's Drawing

Phoinixblue not to be outdone also made a drawing. Not just of Taylor but also of Max. Very nice Phoinix (coughs). Can't wait for more (coughs).

Latest Issue

Catch the newest issue of FratPad magazine featuring Fratmen Taylor and his alter ego T-Smooth. Cover layout by TNbuttman.

T-Smooth Unleashed

I dare you to click on T-Smooth's picture

Thank You from Taylor

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This thank you message from Fratmen Taylor has been in my sitemail inbox for a long time now. Better late than never I guess.


Just want to say THANK YOU to all of my loyal knights and fans for all the warm welcomes back to the pad. This place has really become my home and it is because of all of you great members that make me feel the way I do so Thank you!

Fratmen Taylor

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The Doctor is in and he'll see you now

Imagine going to the Optometrist, and finding out he's this awesome handsome man. What would you do, feel, think? Maybe the boner in your pants would say it all!!

Twenty Dollars

In all of the hubbub and excitement over Taylor's birthday--the mounds of presents, the helicopters, the fancy shoes, a lapdance by Tucker, birthday wishes on this very blog--an important part of the celebration may have gotten overlooked.  I'm referring to Taylor's gift to us, his fans.  That gift came in the form of a story he had found on the web and that he shared with us, dedicated to all his friends at the FratPad.

I've found the story myself online and am posting it below:

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked. "Who would like this $20 bill?"
Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you - but first, let me do this."
He proceeded to crumple the 20 dollar note up. He then asked. "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air.
"Well," he replied, "what if I do this?" He dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?"
Still the hands went into the air.
"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20.
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless; but no matter what happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.
Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who love you. The worth of our lives comes, not in what we do or who we know, but by... WHO WE ARE.
You are special - don't ever forget it."

Wise words.  Thank you, Taylor.

Fratmen Taylor OR Richard Simmons?

YOU BE THE JUDGE JUDY!

hee hee hee hee!!!!

Busted You BATCH!

GRANDPA LEO OPENING TAYLOR'S CHRISTMAS GIFT! {rolls eyes}

HOwdy's Song

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HOwdy's song for Taylor

Your Love Has Lifted Me Higher

by Rita Coolidge

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Wake up with Taylor

Wouldn't it be nice to wake up in the morning next to Fratmen Taylor. To open your eyes and see his sweet face smiling at you. Wishful thinking maybe, but who said we can't dream.

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Taylor and his Ball

Taylor and his Pole

New Poll

T-Smooth... Taylor's sexy but nasty and rude alter ego has been seen roaming the pad lately. He usually shows up at night and take over Taylor's show to the delight or dismay (whatever the case may be) of Taylor's fans. And because of this, we are conducting a poll to find out if T-Smooth deserves more time on cam. So cast your vote on the poll on the sidebar and let Taylor know.

Taylor in Watercolor

Another great art from TNbuttman. This time he made one of Taylor in watercolor.Thank you TNbuttman, keep them coming.

Mystery Song

I found this in my email inbox not too long ago sent by an unknown person. Apparently, it is a song rendition of the birthday poem I wrote for Taylor. Last time somebody did that, it made Taylor cry. I'm not so sure about this one though. Enjoy... mmmk?.

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The world's most handsome man is back!!!!!!

After a heartfelt absence Taylor, the most handsome man to walk the earth is back to the Pad Villa, for the joy of his loyal fans and Knights. Welcome back, Taylor. We missed you much, but now we can rejoice with your presence, your charisma, your beauty.

Congratulations Taylor on SEASON FOUR!

psssst..... taylor wake up sleepy head! YOU MADE IT!

Dearest Taylor~

On behalf of the KNIGHTS, WELCOME HOME!!!!!

Commoners KNIGHTS
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Pochaco THE KNIGHT

Professor FIRST KNIGHT

Richman BLUE KNIGHT

Howdy KNIGHTMARE ON ELMO ST.

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1947DAQ HUSKER KNIGHT

Aaron64tx KNIGHT AARON

Adros MALAY KNIGHT

Androphiles KNIGHT SWEATS

Army.aviator ARMY KNIGHT

Aussiebum AUSSIE KNIGHT

Bhunt4u2 DARK_KNIGHT_B

Biguy1021 JESTER KNIGHT

Bigman74 KNIGHTS_TAIL_BIGMAN74

Billy200688 BULLY KNIGHT

Billydm BILLY_D_KNIGHT

Bjking03 KNIGHT BJ

Bknight D-TOWN KNIGHT

Bknowles158 QUEENBEYONCE

Blip SIR_BLIP_KNIGHT_OF_THE_TOASTER

Bodhi5 BITCH KNIGHT

Bone@study BONE BONE BONE BONE KNIGHT

Bootsy333 GANGSTA KNIGHT

Bronkoboi BRONKO KNIGHT

Campah KNIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

Chevyguytwo CHEVY II KNIGHT

Chief THE CHIEF KNIGHT

Cre333 KNIGHT OF THE PEC BOUNCE

Dave_the_cajun_phantom SPOOKY KNIGHT

Devious_NYC SHOW ME THE HOLE KNIGHT

Disney069 DISNEYKNIGHT#1FAN

Drdarian ONYX KNIGHT

Eddybb STONED KNIGHT

Erik_n_Arkansas REBEL KNIGHT

Falloutboi04 DARK KNIGHT

Felic444SirFelic

Fidobanks KNIGHT OF THE GOLDEN DAWN

Flippintony KARAOKE KNIGHT

FratpadPD KING ARTHUR KNIGHT

Fyddle FYDDLE KNIGHT

Garyndallas HOLY KNIGHT

Gator REPTILE KNIGHT

Gman TAYLOR'S_FAVORITE_KNIGHTMARE

Greenhilly KNIGHTS OF GREENHILLY

Greghems SUNSHINE KNIGHT

Harrington5 HIDDEN KNIGHT

Henry KNIGHT FLASH

Hightide UP_ALL_KNIGHT

Horne4u HOT & HORNE KNIGHT

Huskylosangeles FART KNIGHT

Humm SNICKERS KNIGHT

Jaguar KNIGHT_JAGUAR

Jbyronartist THE ARTIST KNIGHT

Jd686 KNIGHTROGLYCERINE_JD

Jeffc0884 HS_KNIGHT_JEFF

Jesusfarts JESUSFARTS KNIGHT

Jonny651 SILENT KNIGHT

John1964 BACON KNIGHT

Joshii VOLCANIC KNIGHT

JustJayJ NIGHT KNIGHT

Kaila KINKY KNIGHT

Kdls KNIGHT_DLS

Kristin1lady LADY OF THE KNIGHT

Louis-MI HONEY BUNCHES OF KNIGHTLY OATS

Mchri61 MARCOPOLO KNIGHT

Mia200 JUST ANOTHER KNIGHT

Nickf59 NICK@KNIGHT

Notthetop GOOD KNIGHT

Pajdude BRITTISH KNIGHT

Pdoggydog POODLESKNIGHT

Phibri QUIET KNIGHT

Phoinixblue BLUEBALLS KNIGHT

Popperdude POP KNIGHT

Potus POTUS KNIGHT OF THE TABLE ROUND

Psydekick PSYCHO KNIGHT

Rodderz BLACK KNIGHT

Roger5 NUMBERS KNIGHT

Scott29 SIR SCOTT KNIGHT

Sdscotty KNIGHT_N_TRAINING_SD

Seaniesean KNIGHT POSSE SEANSEAN

Sfjay FRISCO KNIGHT

Sheamus WHITE KNIGHT SHEA

Shevenson KNIGHTSHEVENSON

Sizequeen ONE KNIGHT WITH TAYLORRRR

Skatefan78 QUAD KING KNIGHT

Summertime08 INVISIBLE KNIGHT

Tbone2k STEAK KNIGHT

Tickleisback SIR KNIGHT TICKLE

Tnbuttman2 BUTT KNIGHT

Tonelle TOKNIGHT

Tonyrod WINNIEPEG KNIGHT TONY

Tyreese KNIGHT M.D.

Ut82 U.T. KNIGHT

Ultraviolet_Thunderpussy PUSSY KNIGHT

Wassup A ONE KNIGHT STAND
Wave173 WET&WILD KNIGHT

Wolf1 MUSCLE KNIGHT

Zorbaalpha2 SUPER HERO ZORBA KNIGHT

ZZ-air ZZ-POSSE KNIGHT

Season 4 Starts

After much anticipation, Season 4 is finally upon us. Another season of joy and laughter, of drama and tears, of pure entertainment. And for the Knights, only one question remain... Are we gonna see Fratmen Taylor back on cam today? Only one way to find out.

Stay tuned...
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Season 3 Ends

As we say goodbye to Season 3, let's look back and reminisce on the great things that happened during the season. We laughed, we cried, we had a good time... we fell in love.

Thank you Fratmen Taylor for the memories.

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The Boss!

Here's another drawing from TNbuttman. This time he made an amazing portrait of Leo... the boss. Leo is the glue that keeps the pad together and FratPad wouldn't be where it's at now without his dedication and hardwork. The Knights salute you. Thank you Leo for everything and TNbuttman for your beautiful artwork.

2009

2009...

A New Year

A New Pad

A New Season

A New Layout

Hope you guys like it.