Sunday, May 10, 2009

Empty Rooms Blues

An empty house, where is the one that makes these rooms full of life?
When shall we have the pleasure of such a fine company?
...To brings us his energy, his spirit, his joy for life, his sweet face, his strong body. To be creative, fun, happy, unexpected, surprising, make our days brighter.
Come back soon Taylor, we miss you, the empty house needs you to bring life to it again.
Without you all we've got is the empty house blues.

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Saturday, May 9, 2009

Hostmaster Taylor Hump

For those of you who have missed the Hostmaster Taylor Hump show and doesn't have the time to go through the whole show in the archives, below is a condensed version of what transpired during the show. Enjoy.
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Hump Transcript:

Diet coke with lime, Diggy, pad phone, Taylor for Season 5, lot of changes coming, new meat, biggest dick, jack of all trades, next duo, buttsex, diet coke with lime, butt pirate, hole, dorfism, mystery date, obese fratmen, diet coke with lime (coz he drink a gallon of it everyday), leo's hole, season 5 cast, big changes, SurferPad, scholarship fund, diet coke with lime, $10, HOwdy, Hawaii, diet coke with lime lube, $25,000, free duo, AnimalPad, crush on Taylor, what what in the butt, stinky diet coke with lime, big changes, Stacy, mail, skinned cat, used toilet seat and a large container of gasoline, sitemail, private messages, random boners, cubs, humidor, lot of changes, cute glasses, and finally, diet coke with lime.

Cutest♡Thing♡Ever

taylor draws this AMAZING portrait of THE KNIGHT a.k.a. Pochaco with stunning accuracy and immaculate detail. taylor you keep on surprising us with your diverse skills and talents.
awwww.... too cute ♥♥♥

When You Say You Love Me


As we wind down Season 4 and await the beginning of Season 5, I cannot tell you how happy I am to be here with you, Taylor. When you look back, did you ever realize how much you would be loved here? I am amazed every day at the amount of love that you give and receive. You have made such a positive impact on our lives and I am thankful that I got a chance to meet you. I love you very much and I hope that we get to share many more great moments.

Love

Dis

Fortune Cookie


I certainly hope the cookie that Taylor has chosen is displaying our fortune on May 10th!!

Friday, May 8, 2009

HostMaster Taylor

The Ultimate Product Placement

Anything to Help


At BigMan74's suggestion:
(see John1964's Come On Down clip below)

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Spring Cleaning ala King

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Come On Down

Hopefully this montage will make Taylor the next contestant as a full time active for season 5
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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Taylor's Big Adventure




GQ◈Taylor



2009 FratPad
Model of the Year

Fratmen Taylor


◘ Taylor for Season 5

Keep Tay for a Full Season

◘ No New Format

Please Support Taylor

◘ Season 5 Begins on

Sunday, May 10th, 2009






Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Crystal Clear

I think it is crystal clear we need Taylor back as a full time active for Season Five.

Never Say Goodbye



Hello Taylor,

I just put together some of my favorite pics from the last year and made this little montage. I truly hope to "Never say Goodbye" as I love you my friend you really brighten my days.

Here's to Season 5 with you!! If you have not already done so everyone, please email John and Leo and request Taylor as active for Season 5.

Love you all
Dis

Ay Caramba!









Join Señor Taylor in relaxing with your feet up, munching on a quesadilla, perhaps enjoying a pitcher of margaritas, or take this opportunity to catch up in the archives or better yet, let John and Leo know how much you want the "party" to continue into Season Five! Olé!

Monday, May 4, 2009

Taylor Dynamite


*Picture, courtesy of Buttman

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Anything for Love




For this vid, I thought a little remix is in order. Looking at some of these pics, you may wonder "Is it Christmas in May"? Rest assured that it was just another week of great fun at the Fratpad with our fan favorite, Taylor.

Please remember to email John and Leo and let them know that we want Taylor as a full time active for Season 5.

Taylor, I love you very much and thanks for all the fun and love.

Dis

Mr. Peanut

Taylor's knee after kneeling on the carpet.
Hmmm, I wonder what he was doing down on his knees?
Hmmm...


Saturday, May 2, 2009

200

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A Sonnet for Taylor

The clouds that drift across the face of heaven
Obscure the depths of space that lie beyond.
There suns spring forth as God supplies the leaven
To raise, ignite their fire without a wand.

The dust of such swirls round like autumn leaves
Caught up by winds whose source remains unseen.
Efforts that fools might think, midst waves and weaves,
Create but naught, save pleasure for some fiend.

For you, my friend, are myst'ry made and yet,
The self-same stuff of stars creates your soul.
It shines within, transcends when you will let
That spark consume the fears that dim your role.

So love barefaced, ne'er from a sense of duty
T'will serve you well, give purpose to your beauty.


Friday, May 1, 2009

Breakfast with Taylor

For those of us who cant get up in the morning to share breakfast with Taylor, I have posted this picture so we can all share waffles together. Taylors Wafflehouse is always open!!!