Sunday, May 31, 2009

A Sunday Surprise



What is Taylors favorite song to play on Sunday? Click the video to find out.

Can you resist this guy?


I can't.
The beauty, the strength, the youth, the fun, the joy, the hotness, all come together in this man/boy. All that’s beautiful , all that’s awesome, all the best there is to a guy is summarized in Taylor, the most handsome man I have ever met.
I love you Taylor!!! There's none like you, there's only you in my heart!

WHY I OUGHTA...URGGG!!






you MESS with the

BULL....


you GET the

SmileyCentral.com

mmmkay? LOL!

hoWDY


Saturday, May 30, 2009

Best Buddies

Caution: To be taken lightly
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Time of my Life



The King is back and here are some Pics from the first week of shows. I am having the time of my life at the Pad with Taylor and I know all the Knights are as well. I am so glad to have you back Taylor. I love you so much, you always brighten my days!! Thanks for all the fun, love and sexiness!!

Dis

Friday, May 29, 2009

King Taylor's FratPad Friday Poem


Taylors Topsy Turvy


Taylor has recently purchased the much talked about "As seen on TV" item , the Topsy Turvy. We'll keep an eye on it and watch it grow into big plump tomatoes. Stay tuned for growth updates and photos.

One more from Jonny

After a long time, Jonny decided to make another drawing of Taylor. Thanks Jonny.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Taylor's To Do List...


4 priorities that taylor promised to do:


1. call school and set up summer class

2. purchase a topsy turvy for growing his tomatoes

3. fix broken helicopter (leo broke) :(



4. complete motorcycle DMV bull shit LOL!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

The Ma*KING* of a great new season


What a great new season this is going to be knowing the KING is back for Season 5!! I was thrilled to see Taylor back for more fun and excitement!!

King Taylor Updates

What a crazy time for the King the past week had been. So many things happened, I figured it would be best to recap the events that unfolded.

First, Taylor surprised us by showing up in Hawaii to do his shows with his "Best Bud" Casey. 'tho the bestbuddies shows got some mixed reactions from the members, it finished out strong with a very hot duo between the best buds which proved once again why Taylor is King.

Another was the successful auctions of Taylor's three paintings on ebay. All in all, the paintings sold for a whopping $2,390 which will all go towards his college fund. Do I hear another auction in the future? I guess we'll find out soon.

And then, there was the announcement for the much anticipated FratPad's Season 5 cast. Although it wasn't really a surprise, all of King Taylor's Knights rejoiced when Taylor was the first one to be announced as one of the actives for the new season.

So now, it's on to the next adventure of King Taylor at the pad. One more season of fun and laughter with the King.

It's good to be King Taylor!

Monday, May 25, 2009

SUPERMAN IN SEASON ➎


Congratulations King Taylor on Season 5!



Commoners KNIGHTS


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Pochaco THE KNIGHT
Professor FIRST KNIGHT
Richman BLUE KNIGHT
Howdy KNIGHTMARE ON ELMO ST.
Disney069 DISNEY KNIGHT #1 FAN
John1964 STOLEN KNIGHT JOHN1964
Buttman BUTT KNIGHT
Popperdude POP KNIGHT
Bigman74 KNIGHTS_TAIL_BIGMAN74
Kismet02 JEDI-KNIGHT(KISMET)
Sylvester32 STORMY KNIGHT
Psydekick PSYCHO KNICHT
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1947DAQ HUSKER KNIGHT
Aaron64tx KNIGHT AARON
Adros MALAY KNIGHT
Androphiles KNIGHT SWEATS
Army.aviator ARMY KNIGHT
Atl2fla ARABIAN KNIGHT
Aussiebum AUSSIE KNIGHT
Bhunt4u2 DARK_KNIGHT_B
Biguy1021 JESTER KNIGHT
Bigman74 KNIGHTS_TAIL_BIGMAN74
Billy200688 BULLY KNIGHT
Billydm BILLY_D_KNIGHT
Bjking03 KNIGHT BJ
Bknight D-TOWN KNIGHT
Bknowles158 QUEENBEYONCE
Blip SIR_BLIP_KNIGHT_OF_THE_TOASTER
Bodhi5 BITCH KNIGHT
Bone@study BONE BONE BONE BONE KNIGHT
Bootsy333 GANGSTA KNIGHT
Boyzr4fun69 KNIGHT OF THE HAREM
Brandon2009 KNIGHTBRANDON09
Bronkoboi BRONKO KNIGHT
Buck KNIGHTIZZLE_BUCK
Campah KNIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD
Chevyguytwo CHEVY II KNIGHT
Chief THE CHIEF KNIGHT
Cre333 KNIGHT OF THE PEC BOUNCE
Dark&Stormy DARK AND STORMY KNIGHT
Dave_the_cajun_phantom SPOOKY KNIGHT
Devious_NYC SHOW ME THE HOLE KNIGHT
Drdarian ONYX KNIGHT
Eddybb STONED KNIGHT
Erik_n_Arkansas REBEL KNIGHT
Falloutboi04 DARK KNIGHT
Felic444 SIR FELIC KNIGHT
Fidobanks KNIGHT OF THE GOLDEN DAWN
Fletcher* KNIGHT PM
Flippintony KARAOKE KNIGHT
FratpadPD KING ARTHUR KNIGHT
Fyddle FYDDLE KNIGHT
Garyndallas HOLY KNIGHT
Gator REPTILE KNIGHT
Gman TAYLOR'S_FAVORITE_KNIGHTMARE
Greenhilly KNIGHTS OF GREENHILLY
Greghems SUNSHINE KNIGHT
Harrington5 HIDDEN KNIGHT
Henry KNIGHT FLASH
Hightide UP_ALL_KNIGHT
Horne4u HOT & HORNE KNIGHT
Huskylosangeles
FART KNIGHT
Humm SNICKERS KNIGHT
Jaguar KNIGHT_JAGUAR
Jaydog KNIGHT_JAYDOG
Jbyronartist THE ARTIST KNIGHT
Jd686 KNIGHTROGLYCERINE_JD
Jeffc0884 HS_KNIGHT_JEFF
Jesusfarts JESUSFARTS KNIGHT
Jonny651 SILENT KNIGHT
Joshii VOLCANIC KNIGHT
JustJayJ NIGHT KNIGHT
Kaila KINKY KNIGHT
Kdls KNIGHT_DLS
Kristin1lady LADY OF THE KNIGHT
Laxguy87 QUEEN OF THE KNIGHT
Louis-MI HONEY BUNCHES OF KNIGHTLY OATS
Mchri61 MARCOPOLO KNIGHT
Mia200 JUST ANOTHER KNIGHT
Morderic MORDERIC KNIGHT
Musicman KNIGHT MUSIC
Naughtygurl Naughty Knight
Nickf59 NICK@KNIGHT
Notthetop GOOD KNIGHT
Pajdude BRITTISH KNIGHT
Pdoggydog POODLES KNIGHT
Phibri
QUIET KNIGHT
Phoinixblue BLUEBALLS KNIGHT
Potus POTUS KNIGHT OF THE TABLE ROUND
Rodderz BLACK KNIGHT
Roger5 NUMBERS KNIGHT
Scott29 SIR SCOTT KNIGHT
Sdscotty KNIGHT_N_TRAINING_SD
Seaniesean KNIGHT POSSE SEANSEAN
Sfjay FRISCO KNIGHT
Sheamus WHITE KNIGHT SHEA
Shevenson KNIGHTSHEVENSON
Sizequeen ONE KNIGHT WITH TAYLORRRR
Skatefan78 QUAD KING KNIGHT
Southernguy KNIGHTBAMA
Summertime08 INVISIBLE KNIGHT
TaylorJames TJ KNIGHT
Tbone2k STEAK KNIGHT
Tickleisback SIR KNIGHT TICKLE
Tonelle TOKNIGHT
Tonyrod WINNIEPEG KNIGHT TONY
Tyreese KNIGHT M.D.
Ut82 U.T. KNIGHT
Ultraviolet_Thunderpussy
PUSSY KNIGHT
Wassup A ONE KNIGHT STAND
Wave173 WET&WILD KNIGHT
Wolf1 MUSCLE KNIGHT
Zorbaalpha2 SUPER HERO ZORBA KNIGHT
ZZ-air
ZZ-POSSE KNIGHT

Riding in Style

No, Taylor isn't telecasting from the bait bus.
He's being chauffered by an "undercover soccer mom"
(aka HM John) to his Hawaiian duo with Casey
while storm clouds loom in the background.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

All Hail the King's Return


STRONGER TOGETHER




KNIGHTS REJOICE AND ASSEMBLE- TAYLOR IS HERE WITH US

WE ARE STRONGER TOGETHER THAN WE EVER COULD BE APART

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY KING TAYLOR!! YOU ARE THE BEST FRATMEN EVER!!!!

DISNEYKNIGHT#1FAN

DIS

HOwdy's Corner

Best Buddies 1
Duo Review by: HOwdy

when i think of hawaii, i think of beautiful sunsets, clear blue skies, killer waves, hula girls and breathtaking views of the islands. tonight, from what fratmen casey calls the "SKY BOX," a very seductive and intimate meeting took place between fratmen taylor & fratmen casey. this new concept that hostmaster john & fratmen leo created called "BEST BUDDIES" had mixed reviews early on and still has mixed reviews; however, taylor & casey: Best Buddies 1 duo, was a success in my book. taylor, my favorite fratmen, was so comfortable and a real professional in this duo. taylor made casey feel so relaxed in his first time duo and certainly lead the way with casey following his every move.

it begins with taylor straddling casey, OMG, with the city of Honolulu in the background. instantly i'm captured by the the view of the city with taylor & casey being so playfully romantic. could this be what heaven is like? casey removes taylor's shirt, as they start to kiss and cuddle, with taylor firmly on top of casey, grasping his body with his muscular thighs. casey wont be going anywhere in that position! lol! they take turns on top then hello, taylor busts out the whip creams and strawberries. lol! this was a gorgeous scene with the incredible view, the romance and the body tasting; from head to toe.

suddenly we are whisked away to the shower. this is where casey breaks out his first ever duo BONER! LOL! i LOVE it!! seriously guys, major boners! taylor is all over it if u know what i mean *wink*. casey then turned taylor around and started washing his back..side. (hehe) taylor then turns casey around and performs something that he talked about during his cam show prior to the duo. :) then finally.... taylor gets a boner! yipeeeee! lol! casey recognizes this, and like David Copperfield, makes it disappear. lol! the kissing is OUT of this WORLD!

to the kingdom.... lol! (the bedroom) okay now we do numbers: 65, 66, 67, 68 & BINGO! taylor & casey enjoy and caress each other. they both are smiling and just having a good time. casey, mind you, is still boners galore, as hostmaster john zooms in for an AMAZING close up. then taylor shows why he is the KING and takes care of BUSINESS! this was to me the most INTENSE part of the entire show so don't miss it!

and finally, the ending is TOP SECRET! so you have to purchase the duo to find out how this duo ends. you wont wanna miss it because casey does something MIRACULOUS to taylor that you will NOT believe!!! casey just took me by surprise, and took this Best Buddies Duo to another level with his performance; especially the last few minutes of the show. Get your Best Buddies Duo ticket now and ENJOY!

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Taylor for Season 5

Do we even have to talk about this? Everytime a season is about to end, the pad is abuzz with talks about which Fratmen is deserving to stay for the upcoming season. And as one of Taylor's Knights, I would say Taylor should be a lock to stay for season 5, unless Hostmaster John is planning to change the format with no actives staying for the whole season. But let me enumerate here the reasons why I feel confident Taylor should be in the cast for next season. I am not gonna talk about how good a performer he is or how great his shows are because those are subjective, but rather count the different qualities that should be considered when choosing the next cast for fratpad.

First, Taylor is one if not the most popular among the current fratmen in the pad. John and Leo should know about this as they do keep track of the numbers for each fratmen. And Fratpad, first and foremost is a business, so why would they get rid of someone who brings the most money in.

Second, Taylor always keep himself out of trouble in and out of the pad. He never get himself in any fights with other fratmen and is good with following the rules.

Third, Taylor goes to school which projects a good image not just for himself but also for the pad.

Fourth, Taylor has the best ass in the pad and that should be reason enough to keep him forever or at least until those buns of steel begin to sag.

But in any case, it wouldn't hurt to show some support for the King. We should all let John and Leo know how much we would like to see Taylor come back for a FULL season. So, keep sending those sitemails and keep watching his shows. Long live the King!


And yeah, how can you say no to that face?

Taylor and Casey Duo


Save the Date: This Saturday Night

Well, it's official-- one of the most eagerly awaited events in recent Pad history is going down this Saturday evening: the Taylor/Casey duo! For you newbies, a duo is a special pay-per-view event where two guys get up close and VERY personal live.

So break out those credit cards, all you fans of Casey and Taylor. If you saw Taylor's duo with either Jayden or Max, you know it'll be worth it. And it's Casey's first time, so it should be special!

To purchase the duo, go to the "privates" page and check the pull-down menus. The time hasn't been officially announced yet as of press time, but the duos usually take place around 6 or 7pm Pacific. Check the Pad for the exact time. Once you purchase it, not only can you watch it live, but you can replay it for 48 hours after.

And if you can't watch the duo live, you can usually purchase a replay afterwards, for the same price. But if you watch it live, you get to participate in live chat at the same time!

Hawaiian Sunset


In case you missed the live broadcast,
the duo may still be viewed for a limited time.
Follow the link on the FratPad homepage.

A New Chapter



My good friend Taylor, a new chapter in Fratpad history is about to begin. I and all the Knights are hoping that you will be here with us sharing your love. As I have said many times, you are quite a remarkable young man. Your loyal fans love you so much and appreciate all that you have shared with us. You brighten my days and make me smile every day. I cannot tell you how much your warmth, kindness and love mean to me. I love you very much!!

Dis

Saturday Night






Saturday Night brings a very special surprise ending for a week full of videos dedicated to the KING. His reward awaits on the last screencap.

Todays song is Saturday Night performed by The Bay City Rollers

Friday, May 22, 2009

Friday I'm in Love



Friday's video brings in Dr.Taylors loveline so appropriately applied a heart application to set the tone.

Todays song is Friday I'm in Love performed by The Cure

Thursday, May 21, 2009

SHAKA...Taylor


taylor i'm glad you are relaxed and soaking in the sun rays in the islands. don't forget to take lots of pictures and video of you and casey on your Hawaiian vacation. there are so many gorgeous and breathtaking places for you to take some really kewl pictures; the beach is a nice place to take pictures. taylor don't forget to try the manapua at Royal Kitchen in china town; the charsiu manapua is the BEST! party up while u there taylor and enjoy the scenery, food, non-chlorine water and the local ambiance. SHAKA TAYLOR!

~luv howdy


also... CONGRATS TO BHUNT!!

A Postcard from Hawaii



Wish You Were Here!

Thursday Morning



Thursday morning video brings in the fitness minute. Join Taylor not only Thursday but everyday for this inspiring workout.


Todays song is Thursday morning performed by Thursday. (yup thats the group name)

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Bestbuddies... in my opinion

I am not really a big fan of this new Bestbuddies setup at the pad. And let me tell you my reasons why I don't think this is such a good idea. First, two Fratmen sharing one cam for four hours in a remote location can only do so much, especially when they are confined to a small environment where they cannot do what they normally do at the pad. Like go to the pool, lounge outside etc. Second, because the Fratmen are doing their shows together, a lot of members are expecting them to do more than they usually do when they are doing shows by themselves. This put more pressure to the Fratmen to do something that results in something that is unspontaneous and seemed kinda forced. And then, there are the fans of the individual Fratmen who are not happy because their favorite Fratmen is constantly sharing the cam with his "Best Bud". Anyway, I am just one member and this is just my two cents. But, all of our "two cents" when put together can be something more stronger and valuable. That's why there is a new poll on the blog. We want to know what your opinion is about the "Bestbuddies" system. So, head on to the sidebar, cast your vote and let your voice be heard.

My Love for Max on Ebay

The third and last of Fratmen Taylor's paintings, My Love for Max is already up for bids on ebay. You guys should know the deal by now. Click on the picture below or on the link at the sidebar to view the auction. And like before, proceeds will go directly to Taylor's college fund. And yeah, congratulations again to bhunt for winning the auction for Taylor's second painting. Happy Bidding and may our luck be better this one last time.


"YOU ARE VIEWING AN ORIGINAL FRATMEN TAYLOR PAINTING (MY LOVE FOR MAX)! THIS IS NOT A PRINT!! PAINTED WITH THE PENIS OF FRATMEN TAYLOR HIMSELF!! Proceeds for auction will go towards Fratmen Taylor's Tuition fund for his college education. So if you Love Fratmen Taylor, what are you waiting for?? GO MAKE A BID!! GOOD LUCK AND HAVE FUN!! THANK YOU GUYS SOOOO MUCH!!! LOVE YOU ALL! Taylor"

Wednesday

Back in the day on the east coast Wednesday used to be Prince spaghetti day... now Wednesday is considered King Taylor day.
Todays Song is Wednesday performed by Tori Amos.
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Commemorative Stamp


To honor King Taylor's visit to the islands, Hawaii issues a commemorative stamp.

Tuesday Afternoon

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Its Tuesday afternoon, and time for Taylor to chase the clouds away.
Today's song is Tuesday afternoon performed by the Moody Blues.
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Monday, May 18, 2009

Season 5 Preview: Best☀Buddies


Season 5 is certainly looking WONDERFUL! If this is a preview of what is to come in Season 5, this season will be VOLCANIC! As a native Hawaiian member of FratPad, I would like to welcome Taylor & Casey to the ISLANDS. I love both of you guys! I think you guys are AWESOME together. I envy both of you right now and wanna just hop in my Ford Explorer and go Fratmen Hunting! lol! Here is some fun suggestions of things you can do and eat during your stay in beautiful Hawaii:


1. Go hiking

2. Go surfing

3. Grine Manapua & pork hash

4. Grine @ Zippys (they have good hamburger steak w/macaroni salad, fried chicken, apple turnovers and out of this world Banana Royales)

5. Go snorkeling

6. Grine MALASADAS

7. Grine Shave Ice

8. Grine Huli Huli Chicken

9. Grine Dim Sum

10. Grine Crispy Gau Gee Mein Noodles

11. Grine Crack Seeds

12. Grine @ Sam Choys

13. Grine HOwdy err.... i mean Visit HOwdy! :p

❀Aloha❀Taylor & Casey❀

Manic Monday

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Mondays are certainly not manic for me personally ;) however if you are finding yourself having a Manic Monday, tune into Taylors show and you will forget what day of the week it is.
Todays song is Manic Monday performed by The Bangles

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Ass is in the air on ebay

After 5 days, 315 views and 48 bids; the auction for Taylor's Turkey ala Penis painting on ebay ended with a bang. 500 big bangs actually. Congratulations to bhunt for winning the auction, now he has a painting to hang next to his Picassos. Thank you to all who visited the link and placed their bids, may your luck be better next time. Speaking of which, Taylor's second painting; Ass is in the air is already up for bids. Just click on the picture below or on the link on the sidebar to view the auction. And as before, proceeds will go to Taylor's college fund. Happy bidding.


" YOU ARE VIEWING AN ORIGINAL FRATMEN TAYLOR PAINTING (A**SES IN THE AIR)! THIS IS NOT A PRINT!! PAINTED WITH THE ASS OF FRATMEN TAYLOR HIMSELF!! Proceeds for auction will go towards Fratmen Taylor's Tuition fund for his college education. So if you Love Fratmen Taylor, what are you waiting for?? GO MAKE A BID!! GOOD LUCK AND HAVE FUN!! THANK YOU GUYS SOOOO MUCH!!! LOVE YOU ALL! Taylor "

And the winner is....



And the item up for bids today is a wonderful piece of handmade Artwork. Furnished by the beautiful and incredibly talented Fratmen Taylor of our very favorite site, Fratpad. This piece was handcrafted and made lovingly by Fratman Taylor. I am sure you will agree that this piece shows incredible talent. The winner will enjoy many years of joy and satisfaction knowing that this is a one of a kind piece. It can all be yours today if the price is right.

All proceeds will be directed to the Fratman Taylor education fund. Good luck all!!

Love you Taylor

Dis

Beautiful Sunday


Tay, Hey Hey Hey it's a beautiful day, everyday we see you... you show us the way. And what better day to start, than on a beautiful Sunday.

Today's song: Beautiful Sunday performed by Daniel Boone.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Picture of You


Picture of you
by Boyzone
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Didn't they say that I would make a mistake
Didn't they say you were gonna be trouble
People told me you were too much to take
I couldn't see it, I didn't wanna know
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I let you in and you let me down
You messed me up and you turned my life around
You left me feeling I had nowhere to go
I was alone how was I to know that...
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You'd be there, when I needed somebody
You'd be there, the only one who could help me
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I had a picture of you in my mind
Never knew it could be so wrong
Why'd it take me so long just to find
The friend that was there all along
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Who'd believe that after all we've been through
I'd be able to put my trust in you
Goes to show you can forgive and forget
Looking back I have no regrets 'cause...

When You Wish Upon A Star



This is probably my favorite Disney song with its simple heartfelt lyrics and great message. I am wishing for Taylor to be here with us in Season 5. I urge all the Knights and Taylor fans to make a wish for him too. I know if we all do it together, we can make this happen. Of course, please continue to let John and Leo know that we want Taylor as well.

Taylor, I am always wishing the very best for you in your life and love you very much. You deserve nothing but the best!!!!

Dis

Loveline with Dr. Taylor


Its Dr. Taylor and his loveline. Have a question? Give him a call. No holds barred. He will make all sexual frustrations disappear.

Friday, May 15, 2009

♞40,000♘Views


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Dear King Taylor

Congratulations on attaining 40 thousand views! It truly shows how much you are LOVED & RESPECTED. Taylor, thank you for always giving 100 percent in your shows at FratPad, but more importantly, 100 percent in LIFE. I’m so impressed with how much dedication you put in to everything you do; like school, friendships, work, exercise, eating, having fun, girls, oh and HOwdy. (lol!) You make spending time at the pad so much FUN and bring so much JOY to many. You are very entertaining and I appreciate you putting some thought into your shows; especially for peeps like me who watch you all the time and who easily get bored. LoL! Thank you also for NOT standing around, twiddling your thumbs and digging your nose like grandpa LEO. (hee hee) Taylor, you are smart, friendly, kind, handsome, funny, caring and the most HOTTEST Fratmen with the coolest sound effects; basically you kick ASS! Speaking of ASS, you have the #1 fratmen BOOTAY! You always have a great and positive attitude even in adversity. But don’t forget that you must always listen to that stud “HOwdy” mmkay…*whispers* HOwdy knows BEST!! Congrats on completing that Physics course. Now you have free time to do more penis paintings. LoL! So Knights, please (shouts!!) ASSEMBLEEEE.... and support King Taylor by purchasing his paintings on ebay. It’s for a very good cause, and all the monies will be going toward HOwdy's Retirement Fund er... I meant Taylor’s college education (hee hee), so that he can fulfill his destiny as an optometrist. Taylor, I hope you make it to Season 5, because that would make all of your Knights so HAPPY to be able to spend more PRECIOUS time with their King.

~with warmest aloha HOwdy
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Cross-eyed King


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Looming on the Horizon


What fate awaits the king....

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Taylor's smile





This is one of my favorite pictures of our good friend Taylor. I love his beautiful smile and thought this deserved another look. With nearly a week and a half before Season 5 starts, please continue to let John and Leo know how much we want Taylor for Season 5. Love you Taylor!!!

Dis

Tayrobics


Taylors daily workouts at the start of his shows are really starting to catch on. If we all take the time to do this with him.... we can all have those abs of steel. Yes America , there is hope and let Taylor show us the way.

A Little Bit of Heaven

Our "golden" angel

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Turkey ala Penis on ebay

The first of Fratmen Taylor's penis paintings is finally up for bids on ebay. Read the excerpt from the listing below or click on the picture to link directly to the ebay posting. All proceeds will go directly to his college fund, so please support Fratmen Taylor and start bidding :-)
Auction will end on May 17th (Sunday) at 7pm PDT.


"YOU ARE VIEWING AN ORIGINAL FRATMEN TAYLOR PAINTING (TURKEY ALA PENIS)! THIS IS NOT A PRINT!! PAINTED WITH THE PENIS OF FRATMEN TAYLOR HIMSELF!! Proceeds for auction will go towards Fratmen Taylor's Tuition fund for his college education. So if you Love Fratmen Taylor, what are you waiting for?? GO MAKE A BID!! GOOD LUCK AND HAVE FUN!! THANK YOU GUYS SOOOO MUCH!!! LOVE YOU ALL! Taylor "

Happy Days

Monday, May 11, 2009

the Crystal Ball predicts...


Don't burst our bubble...

Long live the King!

Taylor Withdrawal


With Taylor being off today, I thought this would be a good time to post this picture which happens to be one of my favorites. So when you are suffering from the Taylor off cam blues, just look at this photo and a smile will return to your face.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Taylor, the Thriller


Yet another face of our Karma Chameleon!

Check out Taylor's archives to catch his dance to Thriller or his bathroom cleaning set to Billy Jean & Beat It.

Empty Rooms Blues

An empty house, where is the one that makes these rooms full of life?
When shall we have the pleasure of such a fine company?
...To brings us his energy, his spirit, his joy for life, his sweet face, his strong body. To be creative, fun, happy, unexpected, surprising, make our days brighter.
Come back soon Taylor, we miss you, the empty house needs you to bring life to it again.
Without you all we've got is the empty house blues.

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Saturday, May 9, 2009

Hostmaster Taylor Hump

For those of you who have missed the Hostmaster Taylor Hump show and doesn't have the time to go through the whole show in the archives, below is a condensed version of what transpired during the show. Enjoy.
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Hump Transcript:

Diet coke with lime, Diggy, pad phone, Taylor for Season 5, lot of changes coming, new meat, biggest dick, jack of all trades, next duo, buttsex, diet coke with lime, butt pirate, hole, dorfism, mystery date, obese fratmen, diet coke with lime (coz he drink a gallon of it everyday), leo's hole, season 5 cast, big changes, SurferPad, scholarship fund, diet coke with lime, $10, HOwdy, Hawaii, diet coke with lime lube, $25,000, free duo, AnimalPad, crush on Taylor, what what in the butt, stinky diet coke with lime, big changes, Stacy, mail, skinned cat, used toilet seat and a large container of gasoline, sitemail, private messages, random boners, cubs, humidor, lot of changes, cute glasses, and finally, diet coke with lime.

Cutest♡Thing♡Ever

taylor draws this AMAZING portrait of THE KNIGHT a.k.a. Pochaco with stunning accuracy and immaculate detail. taylor you keep on surprising us with your diverse skills and talents.
awwww.... too cute ♥♥♥

When You Say You Love Me


As we wind down Season 4 and await the beginning of Season 5, I cannot tell you how happy I am to be here with you, Taylor. When you look back, did you ever realize how much you would be loved here? I am amazed every day at the amount of love that you give and receive. You have made such a positive impact on our lives and I am thankful that I got a chance to meet you. I love you very much and I hope that we get to share many more great moments.

Love

Dis

Fortune Cookie


I certainly hope the cookie that Taylor has chosen is displaying our fortune on May 10th!!

Friday, May 8, 2009

HostMaster Taylor

The Ultimate Product Placement

Anything to Help


At BigMan74's suggestion:
(see John1964's Come On Down clip below)

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Spring Cleaning ala King

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Come On Down

Hopefully this montage will make Taylor the next contestant as a full time active for season 5
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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Taylor's Big Adventure




GQ◈Taylor



2009 FratPad
Model of the Year

Fratmen Taylor


◘ Taylor for Season 5

Keep Tay for a Full Season

◘ No New Format

Please Support Taylor

◘ Season 5 Begins on

Sunday, May 10th, 2009






Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Crystal Clear

I think it is crystal clear we need Taylor back as a full time active for Season Five.

Never Say Goodbye



Hello Taylor,

I just put together some of my favorite pics from the last year and made this little montage. I truly hope to "Never say Goodbye" as I love you my friend you really brighten my days.

Here's to Season 5 with you!! If you have not already done so everyone, please email John and Leo and request Taylor as active for Season 5.

Love you all
Dis

Ay Caramba!









Join Señor Taylor in relaxing with your feet up, munching on a quesadilla, perhaps enjoying a pitcher of margaritas, or take this opportunity to catch up in the archives or better yet, let John and Leo know how much you want the "party" to continue into Season Five! Olé!

Monday, May 4, 2009

Taylor Dynamite


*Picture, courtesy of Buttman

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Anything for Love




For this vid, I thought a little remix is in order. Looking at some of these pics, you may wonder "Is it Christmas in May"? Rest assured that it was just another week of great fun at the Fratpad with our fan favorite, Taylor.

Please remember to email John and Leo and let them know that we want Taylor as a full time active for Season 5.

Taylor, I love you very much and thanks for all the fun and love.

Dis

Mr. Peanut

Taylor's knee after kneeling on the carpet.
Hmmm, I wonder what he was doing down on his knees?
Hmmm...


Saturday, May 2, 2009

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A Sonnet for Taylor

The clouds that drift across the face of heaven
Obscure the depths of space that lie beyond.
There suns spring forth as God supplies the leaven
To raise, ignite their fire without a wand.

The dust of such swirls round like autumn leaves
Caught up by winds whose source remains unseen.
Efforts that fools might think, midst waves and weaves,
Create but naught, save pleasure for some fiend.

For you, my friend, are myst'ry made and yet,
The self-same stuff of stars creates your soul.
It shines within, transcends when you will let
That spark consume the fears that dim your role.

So love barefaced, ne'er from a sense of duty
T'will serve you well, give purpose to your beauty.


Friday, May 1, 2009

Breakfast with Taylor

For those of us who cant get up in the morning to share breakfast with Taylor, I have posted this picture so we can all share waffles together. Taylors Wafflehouse is always open!!!